halfhardtorock:

shipsanddip:

I find it so fucking hilarious, men think about famous women and female characters sexually all the time, they masturbate to the thought of Scarlett Johansson and Black Widow all the time, there is an entire genre of porn dedicated to spoofing movies like…

#will this child ever not delight me #can everyone else just look at him and take notes

davidduspookyspackage:

when i understand fandom jokes from a fandom i’m not even in

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whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

theconcealedweapon:

What they say: “I was just joking.”

What they mean: “I was completely serious, but I hate being called out, so I’d rather pretend that you’re just too sensitive.”

ashisbonafide:

killthepariah:

"u still want me right"

"I thought I was supposed to come to you."

ashisbonafide:

killthepariah:

"u still want me right"

"I thought I was supposed to come to you."

bigmacmami:

homewreckingwhore:

bluhbluhhugedork:

and this is why we cosplay

those two dudes made each other’s days.

So cute

socialjusticekoolaid:

Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

overdosinginparadise:

I love matt donovan 💛💛